Friday, February 10, 2012

I need friends ... can we be friends?!

... have you noticed... oddly enough ... Canadian Tire has a really lovely Home Sense section, fraught with Debbie Travis galore!!??

I'd love to saunter in there .. dressed to the teeth ... maybe snag some chairs from Seasonal ... and set up a li'l imaginary High Tea party of our own.

Game?

no?

Okay, well .. this is my other plan ... wander over to Walmart and grab a cart .. fill 'er up w/ all the stuff we'd need to go camping .. and then head to a more off-beat corner to set up our camp-site ...

better?

still no?

The last one involves other people ... besides you and I .. but I'd love to get a hold of as many friends/family/random people on the street as possible .. and plan our way ahead of time, then slowly trickle in to a Chapters/Indigo store and randomly snag books off the shelves (so they're not just all from one shelf and in order) until each person individually has an arm-load (or whatever their maximum carrying capacity may be) and then converge on a pre-arranged location -- perhaps the children section would be best .... and quickly build as much of a fort w/ our books as we can before being escorted out ......

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I'm really not about destruction ... I'd just like to be a thorn in the corporate side ... cause a little harmless mayhem ......

are you interested yet?!@#! :)

I mean, we could always just grab a beer, or a coffee, and discuss the finer points of Arthur Schopenhauer's philosophies.

Hi .. my name is Cass (and no, this isn't a canned msg ... but then .. if it were, I'd probably say this in an attempt to throw you off ... in which case, arguing the point is moot ..... but.... c'est la vie!)